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Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: wIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS
Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu



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Mafi maang lo

Me bht rhm dil hun..
Karachi
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Across Pakistan!!
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Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hay?
Studnt:Imran Hashmi.
Teachr:wo Kaisay
Studnt:wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B.
woh kya hai k jiss k liye tum kuch b kar saktey ho?



Mujhe pata hai! bataooon
"Easy Load"
ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,


ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- what Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

Fir Kya Hua?








Hutch Is Now
''VODAFONE''
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

wife: woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
Life was Lonely,
No One was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,

I Realised,



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