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If i had A Camera..
I would Snap Ur

Every Moment
Every Smile
Every Memory
& Keep them in my Kitchen
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to Scare Rats n Cockroachs! ;)
In Our Life
Cracks May Come Between Friends..


But
Some Times



Cracks May Come As Friends


Like U.....
Ram: what is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
Ram: what is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
Teri Mohabbat Teri wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy

DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->
Once A Few Hairs

Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"U want Me To Cut Or Count

Gandhi Said "Colour It
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Manager: wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle
T-Shirt Line :

I was Thinking

Of Becoming

A Doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I
why Is A River Rich?



























































































Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
what Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

winning An

Argument with His wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)
who''s Pappu In D Movie

"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?





Aditi''s Brother AMIT

Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant Dance ''SAALA''

Amit Is Jay''s Saala..
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)