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Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

Youth Nowadays R Gettin worst.

I was In Temple

when A Guy Next

To Me Lite A Cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma

Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.

waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.

HAMMAD: Take This Card.

waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card

HAMMAD:So what? You Hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!

Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...

2. ....

(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.

Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.

Utna Forward Kr Dia)

Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge

Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga

A Student Goes Into A

A Student Goes Into A

Library &

Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!

Librarian : Get Lost Dude,

U won''t Bring It Back!

Behind Every

Behind Every
Successful Man
There Is A wOMAN...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
So, Dont Try N waste Time

To Gain SUCCESS

Just Find A wOMAN..

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho

Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho

Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.

Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?

Pati : wht''s Hypnotism ?

Patni : Kisi Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..

Pati : Arey Nahi,
Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein

Tee Quotes:

Tee Quotes:

On A Guys Tee....

All women

Are

Idiots

And

I Married

Their Queen..! :)

Once An Ant Decided To Jump

Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess why ???

Coz The Helicopter was On The Ground!

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