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Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan

wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.

Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D

Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat

Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?

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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana

Oe..Gabbar

Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal

Kaha Chipha He Tu..

Or..

Kaha He Tere..

Kalliya-walliya

Sambha-Vambha

Or Tere...

Msg wsg..

Why Did Scientist Install

why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?

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Bcoz
He wanted 2 win
No-Bell Prize....!!!

Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?

Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :what If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.

If U R In A War,

If U R In A war,

Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid war Is
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while They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->

Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti

Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To

woh Kaise?

Ldka Ldki Se Kehta

Hello Madam

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PAPPI TA DO

Height Of Playin Games

Height Of Playin Games

A Sardar''s Dead Body Found In A Cupboard

&

Al Other Sardars Declard Him

winner Of Last Year''s

Hide&Seek

Championship!

Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?

Teachr: wat Is Ur Father?

Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer
&
P.C.S. In winter.

Tchr: wats Dat?

S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr
&
Pakoda Chat Seller In winter

PtA dEcLaReD

PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.

GeO Newz

LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->

Jin: "Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"

Jin:
"Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"
Aqa:
"Mulk Ka Sara Maal Mere Acount Mei Daldo.
Jin:
"Aqa Hukam Kare Bakwas Nahi, Mei Jin Hon ZARDARI NAHI" ;->

1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne

1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad wo wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?

Angraz Bola:

"Bijlee Chale Gaye

Bijlee Agai"

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