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Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat

Man1- I Told My wife D Truth Dat
I was Seeing A Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn
Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat
She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbers
& A Bartender ;->

... F A C T ...

... F A C T ...

Teachers Are Those

who Helps Us In
Resolving Problems

which

without Them

we wouldn''t Have ... ;->

Love Is The Thing That ...

Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A woman To Sing

while She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->

I Don''t Cheat,

I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL wARMING BURNT MY HOMEwORK

1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!

1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
SHADI Ka Kb Tk Imkan Hai?
Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha
Bola!
3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain
Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.

U Know Students

U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai

Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain

BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi

BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,

HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki

DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->

Arz kiyA hAi . . .

Arz kiyA hAi . . .

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE sitAM

wAh wAh

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE SitAM

wAh wAh

KhudA ki KAsAM
EID khAtAm... :d ;->

Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi

Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi

Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi

Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K

Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->

Why Can A Man Not Be

why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And Intelligent

At The Same Time? ....

Because He would Be A

woman Then ... ;->

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur whistle. . .

Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"

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