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1 Day A Man Called His 6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd

1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->

Teacher: ''Now Class,

Teacher: ''Now Class,
whatever I Ask, I want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-

Teacher

Teacher
" How Can we Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->

Elan-e-Aam ...

Elan-e-Aam ...

Apni Zakat, Kheraat
Sadqat Aur Qurbani Ki Khalai''n
"K.E.S.C / wPDA"
Ko Dain ...
Is Se Aap Ko Aakhrat Main
Ghar Milega
Aur
Dunya Main Bijli Mile Gi ... ;->

Arz Kia Hy ..

Arz Kia Hy ..

Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy

wah wah

Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy

wah wah

Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->

Never Ask For A Hug Just Take It

Never Ask
For A Hug
Just Take It

Never Ask
Do U Luv Me
Say I Luv U

Never Say
I Can''t Live widout U
Say I Live 4 U

U''ve Been Trained
Now Go & FLIRT ... ;->

... T R U T H ...

... T R U T H ...

'''' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR
aDvAntAgE oVeR mAn ...

If ThEy CaN''t GeT wHaT
tHeY wAnT
bY bEiNg SmArT,
tHeY cAn GeT iT bY
bEiNg dUmB ... ''''

The Dentist To The Little Kid ...

The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...

'''' what Kind Of Filling
would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''

'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->

A Lady Geting

A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
while watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
wrds Tht r On His Mind

Pass d Popcorn ;->

A Lady Geting

A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
while watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
wrds Tht r On His Mind

Pass d Popcorn ;->

A Lady Geting

A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
while watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
wrds Tht r On His Mind

Pass d Popcorn ;->

How Do You Know

How Do You Know
when A woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???

She Starts Her Sentence
with

"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->

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