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5 Points That Prove

5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"

3- U''ve All The Data But
U work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->

Customer Shouted:

Customer Shouted:

"waiter , waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."

waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->

where do ghosts go f

where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple

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Ok Let Me Tell U

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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->

Boss Waz Not In Room.

Boss waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone want To Talk wid Uou.
Boss:what Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
when I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"

Teacher Female studant Se

Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik waar Gujraaa..

Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U wipe Your Arse with A Stonee....

T h e D e f i n i t i o n

T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

A

B e a u t i f u l

w o m a n

I s

O n e

w h o

L o v e s

M e ...

Life Is A Card Game

Life Is A Card Game

During d 1st Half
Of whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst wshes, Frndship n
wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->

Disco Dance

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

Man:Janab

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Ek Doctor Shikaar

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hum
Is
Dunia
Me
Dosro
Ki
Khidmat
Karne
Aye
Hain
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wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)

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