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Whats difference

whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOwERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOwERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

Breaking News!

Breaking News!

Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar

Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D

Wife : Tum tou chahty

wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->

Walk In Ur Own Path,

walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own words
Help In Ur Own ways
Then People will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

Apni Biwi Ko 100%

Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai

Baray-e-Meherbani

Baray-e-Meherbani

Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n

Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->

Who Let You Get On

who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You witch''s Child ... ???

Can''t Understand ... !!!

Its English Vrsion
Of Song

Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->

If You Love

If You Love
Someone / Something

Let It Go ...

If It Doesn''t Return ...

Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...

American Police

American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..

Ek khan zameen per l

Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<

Who Let You Get On The Horse .

who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You witch''s Child?

Can''t Understand...!

Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->

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