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Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One work Better?

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy when U Zem It.

~ Tip Of The Day ~

~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"w I S E" ...

Just
"T H I N K"

Something
"S T U P I D"

And Then

Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->

Mother''s Quote

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "

Doctor To A Kid:

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble with
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: when ... ?

Kid: when I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

1 Pakistani Dosray Se

1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..

What Is Pure And Simple

what Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->

What''s The Most

Q-
what''s The Most
wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->

Most Iraqis Think

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He

.

.

.

.

.

.

MISSED .. ;->

A Poster on TV

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

Wife Running After

;-)wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Do You Know

Ques: Do You Know
which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

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