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You Are Sweet , Cute

You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million with A Golden
Heart .. !!

For More Jokes
&
Funny Sms

Dial
0900-78601 ;->

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,w,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->

Attention Plz

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

" weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(wORK) "

If U receive wORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

A Smart Lawyer Said:

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->

1 Pathan Apna

1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->

2 Aadmi Memon Ki

2 Aadmi Memon Ki
Baraat Me Gaye
wahan Bar Bar Paani
Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha

Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Main Paani
Phans Gaya Hy ...
Thore Se Chawal La
Dai''n ... ;->

Latter From A

Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->

Quitters Never Win

Quitters Never win
And
winners Never Quite
But Those
who Never
Quit And Never win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->

In School Canteen,

In School Canteen,There was A Basket Of Apples with Notice written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is watching!"

A Little Further There was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child wrote:
"Take As Many As U want. God Is watching The Apples":-)!

U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy

"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 Aaney Package
Apne Un "Jazz"
Safeen k Liye Jinho''n
Ny 1st October 2008 Sy
Apni "Telenor" Sim
Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "warid" Ka 100 Rs
wala Recharge Kro
Aur Sab Keh Do ...

Mazeed Tafsilat K
Liye Apne
"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare''n
0900 78601

Telefun Telefun ;->

Wh8''s d difference b/w

wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)

Diff B/w Ignorance &

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->

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