"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last whn He was Left
wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came
He Saw The Stone He
was Holding
It was Diamond
He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper with
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
