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"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->
what is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
A Touching Love Story

A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
Girl touched boy''s hand ...









wh8 a touching story ;->
I Pray Tht
Any Person who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->
If a baby is born in
Africa...
wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?


















why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
where Did People Stay
Before The Law was
Passed ? ;->
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy



"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"


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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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way Gujra way
way Gujra way ... ;->

(NASEEBO LAL)
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main

Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main

Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain

Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->
A Fact About women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters while Parking A Car :-D