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Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
when the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
when it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...







Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.







1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh water

2-Cover Ur Head wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most Important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies


Pandit2-why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper
wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
A wISE MAN
washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A wISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari