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In Ghajini

In Ghajini
If Amir Khan was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..

How ? ? ?

Then Da Grl Hv To write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:

Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..

Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D

Larka Larki Went On A Date,

Larka Larki went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->

Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,

Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga,
Yun to sms krnay ko or bhi hain,
Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga ;->

Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:

Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"

Silly Gurlz... ;->

: Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?

Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara wazan Kiya Tha.

Papa : Toh Kya Hua?

Boy : Aaj wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->

"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"

Hight Of Hasrut

written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"

Boy To Teacher:

Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai

Teacher: Batao wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???

Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)

Aadmi Apne Bachay Se

Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->

Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?

Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?

Stop!
Don''t Press down..!!

I Said Stop..!!

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Kambakhtoon ko jis baat se mana karo Vohi kartay hain..!!

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