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When I waz a kid my

when I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...

Now I know that it is
not true

B''coz if angels live in
heaven

why am I here ... ;)

Wh8''s The Difference

wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???

Mechanical Engineer
Build weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->

Laado De Lashkare

Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

Wh8''s the difference

Q. wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->

Arz Kia Hai...

Arz Kia Hai...

Those who Know Me
Know Me well

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waah waah

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Those who Know Me
Know Me well

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.

Those who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->

Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi

wife Shoping Kr K wapis Ayi
To Husbnd wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->

Chor Se-" Wada

Police-Chor Se-" wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"

Chor-"Mai wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

Teachr: Konsa Parinda

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >

Apny Waado Ko

Apny waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )

Aao!

Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono waada karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm wafa krenge>

Hm Mohabbat krenge>

Sirf Or Sirf Apne

"Ap"se... =P ;->

sorry

sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->

23rd March ...

23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day with Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)

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