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Astronomers Say

Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
who Cannot Remember
where They Leave
Things ... ;->

Man 1: "I m Alwayz Delighted

Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted
when People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."

Man 2:
"why, what Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"I''ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->

What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???

what Happens when
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows

"The Mercedes bends" ;->

Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?

why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
wrinkly... ?

Because

If They were
Small Round & white
They would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->

aj raat 2 bar 11

aj raat 2 bar 11 baje ge or 2 bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt dobara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai sab possible hai yar geo zardari

A Student Attached

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"

Situation,

Situation,

whn 1 Hr wi|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar Abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain

Ek Rat Husband

Ek Rat Husband Ny wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi

Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)

1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe

1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?

Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->

Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .

1 Aurat Ne 1

1 Aurat Ne 1 wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?

wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs wen Im On It."

Husband Gifted Her

A weight Machine.

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