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agar buses k naam pa

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

sAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me sANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

sHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

REsHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA sHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

yunhi mazaq mazaq ma

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!

Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->

tamam muslimz sy app

Tamam Muslimz sy Appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,sn0opy
Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey

us ne ye keh kar fri

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..

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mujhe pata tha pura parhey bina
tujhe sukoon thori aaey ga le mar

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agr english movies p

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

aata hy yaad humain

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

mummy ye school kya

Mummy Ye school Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He

gadhi ne gadhe se pu

Gadhi Ne Gadhe se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."

karachis girls

Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us se
shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us se
shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPs Laga Hoga ... ;->

a married womans

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''s
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''''S POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

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