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yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

ishq ki tarap maar deti hai

Kisi ko"IsHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->

molvi pappu ne farmaya

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
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shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
subhanALLAH

pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae

Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->

shadi k doosre din beti apni maa se

shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?

at a privat party meera was invited

Real story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
suddenly Meera said sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei sNOW Daal Dien Plz.

sab se bara bewakuf insan kon

Teacher: Is Dor Men sab se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)

baqi load shedding agle saal se hog

31 December ko is saal load shedding ka akhri din hoga..
"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi... ;->

i shall never die b4 my death

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

you have been warned to slow down

Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->

mohabbat ki raahon main har pal dard milega

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.

Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->

is qadar hum ny udhaar khaya hy pappu

Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->

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