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Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram se soye Pare Thy,


Ek Farishte Ne Dusre se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram se Dozak Mein
soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,


Ye sab Karachi se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->


Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".

TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai

sub girl lar rahi han

sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy

Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





Kyn k














Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P


1 Nursery CLAss Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- sO sWEET

BACHA Apni side Ke Larke se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..


Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYs K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan''s Day.;-)

she Is Kidding...




sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

Garmi aur Load sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)



Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump


After Eating Fish santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
start swimming In His stomach
yeh arzoo hai meri y


YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KEsC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p