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K n o w

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A d d r e s s .=P;->


Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->

Wo Kon se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment Alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?

1)Zardari

2)Hamesh.


DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->

Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena


Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100





















Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->

Ek Aadmi Doosrey se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "sAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->



Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha sakty
Hyn ... !!!












Don''t Wonder






I Tell You The Reason










Because





Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEEsE Hy ... ;->


When I Die, Bury Me
Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap

Place My Computer
Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead

Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest

Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand

Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not
To Cry

Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...

say No To Education ... ;->

Teacher Punishing The
student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->



Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->


Din Main sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy



















"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->


After Putting Us In Fire
Of Love And You Are
sweetly sleeping





Nai samajh Aai
Nalaiq ???


Ye Lo







Aggan La k sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend sona Ae ... ;->