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aik bivi judge se mu

Aik Bivi Judge se Mujhe Apne
Husband se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->

aik borhi orat nay 1

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

apni pasand ka fruit

Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:

Or Dukan sy Khared Kr Khaen:-

weather report mein

Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne sath sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->

is saal aata sasta h

Is saal Aata sasta Ho Jaye Ga

Kyun K

Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->

ek dost ne doosrey s

Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,

surah nisa ayat86

(surah: NIsA Ayat:86)

"Aur Jab Koi Tumhen Dua salam
Kary To Usko Us se Behtar Dua
Do Ya Phr Usi Tarah K Alfaz Keh Do".

wife tum ne kabhi s

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi socha Hai
K Meri shaadi Kisi Aur se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

HUsBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi socha...!

jab lite band hoti h

Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

zinda raha to tumhar

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)

faqeer1 rupay ka s

Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy sahab !

sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy sahab

sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->

judge sach sach b

Judge - sach sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur sab se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->

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