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aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

q salay mirchain khtm ho gai

sRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad sRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"

memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??

memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->

nights are totally s

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKIsTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

khush khabri

Khush Khabri...???
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sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->

this lite going tym

This Lite Going Tym Is Brought To You By:

Radio Mirchi Fm
(suno,sunao,life banao)

Media Partner Ibm

Wild stone 4 men

New Vival soap(khoobsurti ander se nikhare)

Happy Loadshading...=P;->

hum gaye thay un k g

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti

Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

hey dude a piece of

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful

Monkey ... ;->

t r u t h of

~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will say
something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
say something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->

they said the

They said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
several Months Later

"sWINE FLU" ... ;->

want to go usa he

Want To Go UsA

Here''s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)

if you keep your

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...

You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->

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