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ek molvi ek aurast

Ek Molvi Ek Aurast se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
se
"aapko sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->

n o t h i n g i n

N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)

after a striving mov

After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUssAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also

Book Name :

"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D

ek darya k kinare 2

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 sardar Chamach se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

sardar 2 srdarni ja

sardar 2 srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

srdarni: (sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!

srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->

larki waley aap ka

Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

Larke Ki Maa

Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->

muft ka ihsan na lai

Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B sasty Hown Ge... ;->

wo kya cheeze he jo

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko sari Umar Nahi Deti?

socho ?

Ans-sHANTI

teachr tum bade ho

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
santa: shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
santa:"DADDY

boy dear look into

Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->

buhut chahti hy mjhe

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti

wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->

tum na mile to tumha

Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K saharey He Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri shaadi Me Aa
K

K

K

K

K

K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P

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