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~Todays FACT~


Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENsE Nhi Hota?

Khud soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!





Yar Khud soch,






socho
Yar
socho




















Ans:sCREW DRIVER,


Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or sheri k khilaf sMs mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein sMs service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se sMs mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->



Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.


FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195

Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOsTO!
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Kia bhutto
"sTAR PLUs"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->


2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.

Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.

Le das ay ki film hoi?

Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIs NAI AYI...=P;->


"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?



Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->

Andhi Chlay To sab se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?


Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.


Na


Darwazay Bajtay Hain,


Na.



LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn


Na. . .



Comm0n sense
Yaar



"LIGHT JATI HAI"


Happy Aandhi Night


In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..




How ? ? ?





Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D