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tipz to beat da summ

Tipz To Beat Da summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables

But Most Important

4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M so
Coool.. ;->

pandit1ur son is po

Pandit1-Ur son Is Poor In studies

Pandit2-Why?

Pandit1-My son Failed After Copying Ur sons Paper

jahaz tofan me ghir

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

door se dekha to s

Door se Dekha To
''sher'' Tha

To

To

Pas Jane Ka To saval Hi Nahi Uthta !

wh8 d hell are

Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
so
Doing
sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
sMs
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
suits
U

so
Going On
Nonsense ;->

zarday aur zardar

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

deadly attitude

_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
s m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...

a wise man washes

A WIsE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEEs

But

A WIsER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->

things to remember

Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDs
Not Their sIsTERs"

And

"Love Your sIsTERs
Not Their FRIENDs" ;->

pathan pizzahut gya

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->

ho gaii teri sha

Ho Gaii Teri shakal Kaali

Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali

O Mardood Zardari

Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double sawari

remember divorc

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist

Just

KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

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