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ek zaruri suchna d

Ek Zaruri suchna-
Driving Karte saMay,
sharab Matt Piyo,

Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,

sPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane se
Bottle Gir sakti Hai..

dehshat gard itnay h

Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->

ustad agar me tmha

Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..

ghareeb aadmi aik ka

Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 sms ... =P ;->

whisky beer cigar

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
so Cheers... ;->

3 dreams of a man

3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D

question mard ziyad

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar sharif,

Nawaz sharif,
shehbaz sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain.

attention its ve

Attention

It''s Very Important Msg

Allah Ka shukar srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->

modern dictionary

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

paper mei is liye me

Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...

Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR sAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->

bapo ne kaha zong ka

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,

Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->

aaj ka sawal prime m

Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...

srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..

GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->

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