"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning since Its Impossible 2 see
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His Time
He Found A sack Full Of
small stones He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One stone To Toss The First stroke Of
sunrise Came
He saw The stone He
Was Holding
It Was Diamond
He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You stupid Bastard ... ;->
