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Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Double sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->

son papaaapko yaa

son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye

computer is shameles

Computer Is shameless
Why?

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?

B''coz, It Has Hardware & software But

No
Underwear..?

sigret peo gold leaf

sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)

aik pathan road pe p

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"saboot To Utha Loa"

teacher dunia me ki

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

a scientific questio

A sciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar sakain ;-)

teacher dunia me ki

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

a scientific questio

A sciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar sakain ;-)

tongue twister th

Tongue Twister

The sixth sick sheikh''s sixth sheep''s sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

say it!

full form of boys

Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me sab se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
s - shareef sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->

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