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Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

Balance sharing Day

Today Is Balance sharing Day,

so send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->


T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO sIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..


PATHAN: O Yar!

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

sARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:



"OPERATION THEATRE"

When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->

How Did Aamir Got
sch solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->


What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?









U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"





But








Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->


Yaar Tum se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k












I m so sweet ;->


Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->

Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->

Qyamat Ki 5 Nishanyan


1. Zardari Imandari Krega
2. Altaf Karachi Aayga
3. Musharaf Par Muqddma Chale Ga
4. sheri Rehman Parda Kare Gi
5. Adliya Azad Hogi.