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Boy:sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
shadi Mjh sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar sona Dunga
sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:sochny k Liye?
sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->

- ZONG REVIsTED -

Ab Koi Bathroom sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur sab Ker Do ;->

1 Chota Munna Boht Der se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka

suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AIsA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)


I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!


I

M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,



B u T ...



I

A m

N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->

To b a "Good
Professional" Always
start d studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->


You Know That
Old saying

"strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->



For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)


Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..


Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...

Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->



Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy


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"BUsH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->