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Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )


Teacher! Btaen KHUsH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
student! sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
student: sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->

Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm Wafa krenge>

Hm Mohabbat krenge>

sirf Or sirf Apne


"Ap"se... =P ;->




sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->




23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)


1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''s sIPOsE It Is
OPEN" !! ;->



Hi

The Cute

sweet

Most Graceful

The smartest

&

Beautiful

Person




Khush ??






Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "superman" ;)


Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?













Kha-Lee ... ;->


Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs shock
Treatment
Plz send Ur Photo
so That
He Gets The
PROPER sHOCK ;->


Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->

Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN sE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"UsAY APNE KIYE KI
sAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->