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Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

Paida Hua Zardari Tou
shaitaan Ne Kaha

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Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye

;->

Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

"Kuttapan"

Main Likhtay Hai K

"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay

Dun0 surton Main Teeka

Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "


One Day I saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->


Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.


Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.


Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"

sunA hai DavAt-e-IsLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)


Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga


Please spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->


The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend says: Hey Plz Drive safely N slowly..

B.Friend says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->