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a public service msg

A public service Msg

Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !

"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->

ek pathan bakri lay

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->

mazboti per ab ha ya

Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen

Pesh Ha

''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->

q wo kon sa departm

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Batao

Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy

zardari k ley bura w

Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->

kab toot jaye m

Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"sIM" he to hai!

Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.

Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->

us gali sy is wajah

Us Gali sy Is Wajah se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->

pathan road accident

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi sedha Jata Tha
Hum seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro

miss callen martay h

Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye soch Kar K Kahin say To Fone Aaega

Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.

student yaar dho

student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

student: "Maine Ghar se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!

main b mulk ka naam

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"

Magar Load shaiding Ki
Waja se Kr Na saka...=P;->

msg mehenga ho raha

Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

HAM sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUsH Hen,

JEsE

Zardari

sardar

Faraz

Or
sab se Barh Kar

PATHAN... ;->

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