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phansi se pehle jail

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->

sports news

~sPORTs NEWs~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

pathan ki bv bhaag

Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''

Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->

aaj ka thought

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

dentist ki beti

Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady se shadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya

a beautiful dress is

A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

swamy EMRAAN HAsHMI

beggar sir pls giv

Beggar: sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

where did love born

Where did love born ?

Guess . .

simple

In CHINA!

Becoz it has no warranty.

whats the main reas

What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !

u may have 3 reasons

U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''

dil mai app ankh

Dil mai app,

Ankhön mai app,

sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi

"JARAsEEM"
se pak... =P ;->

1 bat soch rahe hain

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy sAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

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