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Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??


simple

Just suddenly sms Her saying:


I LOVE U TOO
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->
shahbaz sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

salesman: Bhai Itna sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURsE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
Blackmailing In New style=


Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri salary Nahi Barhai,



To saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K



"Aapne Meri salary Barha Di Hay ;->
"Bike Rider To sarjant
sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

sarjant.

Double sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
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