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Plz Don''t Neglect

Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs shock
Treatment
Plz send Ur Photo
so That
He Gets The
PROPER sHOCK ;->

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->

Husband & Wife Men

Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN sE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"UsAY APNE KIYE KI
sAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->

TITANIC k Saath 1

TITANIC k saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha

Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->

H i g h H e e l s

H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->

The Chief Excitement

The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than she Is ... ;->

"LUCKNOW" Me 2

"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->

What Happens To A

What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MAsTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

Happy Summer season

Happy summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling

Ali : Mama main bara

Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

Easy way to kill an ant.

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

pathan ki girlfriend

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"

bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I student U" =P ;->

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