s SMS Messages25826 messages

Whenever You Feel sad
Think O Me & say

"HumAyun"
Is so sweet

You''ll smile
Automatically ..





Coz





sach Bolne se Mann Ko
sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
"Intiqam Ka Behtreen
Tariqa Ye Hai k
Dushman Ko Dost Bana
Kr Dhoka Do ..."






Janab Asif Ali Zardari ;)
Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL sTADIUM
Mein ...


Kyun k






CRICKET Tou Ab PAKIsTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
Ek Zaruri suchna-
Driving Karte saMay,
sharab Matt Piyo,


Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,


sPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane se
Bottle Gir sakti Hai..
Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->
Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..
Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 sms ... =P ;->
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
so Cheers... ;->
Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?


A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar sharif,

Nawaz sharif,
shehbaz sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain
Attention

It''s Very Important Msg


Allah Ka shukar srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...



Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR sAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->