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Teacher: "Sam, You

Teacher: "sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

sam: "sir, My Grandpa
Was A street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

sam: "she Is A
Woman..." ;->

Mathematician

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage she
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / sin C =
sin C / Cos C . sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= sec C ... ;->

Its Easier

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->

Do Not Walk Behind Me

Do Not Walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka

shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
.
.
.
Guess? Kaise
.
.
kyu ki… usay
.
.
HAULE HAULE sE HAWA LAGTI HAI

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!

Ghajani effect

Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"

y?

He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?

Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.

Ehsan Quereshi Style

Ehsan Quereshi style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!

A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd

A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. she
Must say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar spoke 2 Her
In sunday school &
said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom standing
Just Away, she Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom says I''m Not" ;->
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. she
Must say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar spoke 2 Her
In sunday school &
said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom standing
Just Away, she Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom says I''m Not" ;->

T^r^u^e F^a^c^t

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->

There Are Two Types

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks so)

2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks so ) ;->

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