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Wo Kia Cheez Hy

Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??

Guess??

Come On Yar?

sakoon

Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

The most rommantic

The most rommantic country of the world..?

guess!

O yes! pakistan u know y?

har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)

Can u dance?

Can u dance?

No...

sure....

Just try it....

sure u cant .....

That means u r pappu!!!

Bcoz pappu cant dance ..

Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

studnt: sir,

asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Ab "BUsH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"

"BUsH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

Why Do We Dress Baby

Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->

Teacher To Student -

Teacher To student -
U''ve Been snding
E-mail Other students
That
I''m Ugly

student - sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
secret ... ;->

Teacher To Student -

Teacher To student -
U''ve Been snding
E-mail Other students
That
I''m Ugly

student - sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
secret ... ;->

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

sach sach Btana

LIGHT HY ;->

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

sach sach Btana

LIGHT HY ;->

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 silent... =P ;->

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