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1 Pakistani Dosray Se

1 Pakistani Dosray se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..

What Is Pure And Simple

What Is
Pure And simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government sector)
;->

What''s The Most

Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit someone ... ;->

Most Iraqis Think

Most Iraqis Think
The shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
sentence
Because
He

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MIssED .. ;->

A Poster on TV

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

Wife Running After

;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Do You Know

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

Ek Khan Sahb Sey

Ek Khan sahb sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki s0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

l:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai

Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko salam Kehna

The sun makes Moon shine.

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.

But what makes you shine......

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->

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