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A Psychiatrist

Is A Fellow

Who Asks You

A Lot Of Expensive
Questions

Which

Your Wife Asks You
For Nothing ;->

Only One Man

In A Thousand Is

A Leader Of Men ...

And

The Other 999

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Follow Woman ...

Preliminary Investigation :

Preliminary
Investigation :

The shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
shakeel Mochi ...

The hmuan mnid deos

The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale

Thhik aiagn !!! ;->

Before Marriage

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

Funniest Fact ...

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION REsULTs"

It Would Become

"LIEs - LET''s RECOUNT"

Doctor Seikh Sy :

Doctor seikh sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->

Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi

Ek Muddat se Meri Maa Nahi soyi
JAn|x...

Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

N0w "BusH" RepLiEs 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

Bus FArq sirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->

Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka

Ek sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.

Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day

D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra

D¡L Ka sab se Barra Connection Kis K sath Hota Hai?

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Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye

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Poket sayyyyy

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