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Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab

Kal shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,

"BUsH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!

If A PARATHA

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?

Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAsT FOOD!!

pics 2 her Dad:D

Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!

Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!

Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D

If Gal Vomits,

If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,

Boys R Alwys Kamina

D0sto0

D0sto0

Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan say kam Nahi Hay.

Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
samajhta Hun

Phir 15 Min Bad sab Bhool Jata Hun

AIRPORT Pe-

AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KIss Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.

Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

: I Have Changed My Mind.

sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

so Does This One Work Better?

:Tum Hi To Ho

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd sim Conection K Hisab se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Ye Keh Ker FARAZ

Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya...
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Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....

~ Tip Of The Day ~

~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s so
"s I M P L E"
To Be
"W I s E" ...

Just
"T H I N K"

something
"s T U P I D"

And Then

Don''t
"s A Y" It ... ;->

Mother''s Quote

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur senior Picture,
Can''t U Do someting
Abt Ur Hair?
styling Gel, Mousse
something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht stuff
Off d Ceiling "

Doctor To A Kid:

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
spell It ... ;->

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