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U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy

"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 Aaney Package
Apne Un "Jazz"
safeen k Liye Jinho''n
Ny 1st October 2008 sy
Apni "Telenor" sim
Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs
Wala Recharge Kro
Aur sab Keh Do ...

Mazeed Tafsilat K
Liye Apne
"Ptcl" sy Dial Kare''n
0900 78601

Telefun Telefun ;->

Wh8''s d difference b/w

Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)

Diff B/w Ignorance &

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U see d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->

|| Height Of Self-Confidence ||

|| Height Of
self-Confidence ||

Teacher To
student:
"You Are Late ...?"

student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way sir ! I''m Alive..."

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab

Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab sirf Un Companies Ki sim sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .

"Ek sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"

After "Engagement

After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know sardar Waz saying

"FIANCEE"

Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,

Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.

Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,

All Brokers Have Become

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATEs "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)

Professor:

Professor:
Tum 20 saal Ki Larki
su shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne sy 20 saal Bari
sy ... ?

student:
sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->

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