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What is the difference

What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?

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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->

What Kind Of Car

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Double sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar
K aaja ... ;->

Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->

Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye

Computer Is ShamelessComputer Is Shameless

Computer Is shameless
Why?

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B''coz, It Has Hardware & software But

No
Underwear..?

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,

sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"saboot To Utha Loa"

Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

A SciEntiFic Question:

A sciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar sakain ;-)

Tongue Twister

Tongue Twister

The sixth sick sheikh''s sixth sheep''s sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

say it!

Tongue Twister

Tongue Twister

The sixth sick sheikh''s sixth sheep''s sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

say it!

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