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2 Pathan Masjid Me

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)

Mother 2 Docotr

Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..

Heer : Main Tumhary Ishq Main Barbaad Ho

Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...

Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy

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"BUsH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->

"Apni Zindagi Main Ronaq Aur Dolat

"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~

I am not decent

No

I
am
not
decent

I
am
not
good

I
am
stupid

I
am
Mental

I
am
Idiot

Aisa Q sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->

Girlfriend Chahey

Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;-

Pagal khaney Main Bht

Pagal khaney Main Bht
sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->

Ek Sharabi 3r Flor

Ek sharabi 3r Flor
sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->

Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha:

Pakistani Ny Chinese
sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
samajhta Hy" ;->

Golden Words:

Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main sab se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!

< Asif Ali Zardari >

A Black Guy Was

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->

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