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If a baby is born

If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?

Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->

PHYSICS TEACHER

PHYsICs TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but sir!
Where Did People stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->

Man 1- I notice dat Ur

Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->

Ek Intihai Adbi Sher Arz Hy

Ek Intihai
Adbi sher Arz Hy

"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->

(NAsEEBO LAL)

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->

1pagal 2nd Se

1pagal 2nd se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->

Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara

Apne sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main

Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main

Filhaal To Ye sab sapne Hain

Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->

~< SUnehri Baat>~

~< sUnehri Baat>~
..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro..
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...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.."
(Mr. A.A.Z)
samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->

A Fact About Women:

A Fact About Women:

They Can see A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t see A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D

Cho0se one number;

Cho0se one number;

10

20

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50

60

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80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHAsKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

"hAmY" Is D BEsT N CUTEsT"

say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->

Heer..Ranj

Heer..Ranj

soni..Maiwal

Laila..Majnu

sahiba..Mirza

Romio..Joleat

sasi..Panu

sheren..Frhad

Aur

Coming soon

The Bigest Lover Of 2009

sheery Zardari ;->

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