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Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
Baccha Apni Ammi Ko Bager Mekup K Dekh Kar Chillaya ..
FARAZ

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Aye Khuda Meray Abbu salamt Rahein.
Aye Khuda Meray Abbu salamt Rahein. . :-D
1 sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

sHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAIsA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)
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A Bomb should Have

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An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
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Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

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Ghirey

Zindagi se Tung

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Halaat k Maarey

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Bhi sms Nahi Kerte ;->
Biwi shohar se
"Tum shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

shohar:
"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy shaadi shuda
Larkio''n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->
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City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim shruu Kr Di Hy ;->
Package Wale so
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale saari Raat ... ;->