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Chor Se-" Wada

Police-Chor se-" Wada Karo Aagey se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"

Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey se Nahi

Balki Pichhe se Jeb Katunga..

Teachr: Konsa Parinda

Teachr: Konsa Parinda sub se Tez Urta Hai?
student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
student: Wo DsP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi sab se Tez Urta Hai..... >

Apny Waado Ko

Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )

Teacher! Btaen

Teacher! Btaen KHUsH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
student! sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
student: sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->

Aao!

Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm Wafa krenge>

Hm Mohabbat krenge>

sirf Or sirf Apne

"Ap"se... =P ;->

sorry

sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->

23rd March ...

23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)

1 box wasn''t opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''s sIPOsE It Is
OPEN" !! ;->

Hi The Cute

Hi

The Cute

sweet

Most Graceful

The smartest

&

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Hi The Cute

Hi

The Cute

sweet

Most Graceful

The smartest

&

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Pride, Attitude And

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "superman" ;)

Bruce Lee''s Favorite

Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?

Kha-Lee ... ;->

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