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1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

When U Take My Name

When U Take My Name
slowly, I Die In The
spot ...

samajh Aai ???

Nahi Aai !!

O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->

When U Take My Name

When U Take My Name
slowly, I Die In The
spot ...

samajh Aai ???

Nahi Aai !!

O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->

T R U T H

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->

The Worst Thing About Censorship Is

The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is

[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->

Larke Wale: Hum Ko Larki Pasand

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

Paida Hua Zardari Tou Shaitaan Ne Kaha

Paida Hua Zardari Tou
shaitaan Ne Kaha

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Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye

;->

Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

"Kuttapan"

Main Likhtay Hai K

"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay

Dun0 surton Main Teeka

Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "

One Day I Saw Zardari

One Day I saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->

Hum India se buhat peechay thay..

Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->

Height Of Jhatka

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

Heights Of Professional Respect

Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Be

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