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Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi sedha Jata Tha
Hum seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro

Miss Callen Martay

Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye soch Kar K Kahin say To Fone Aaega

Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.

Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

student: "Maine Ghar se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!

Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

student: "Maine Ghar se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"

Magar Load shaiding Ki
Waja se Kr Na saka...=P;->

Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

HAM sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUsH Hen,

JEsE

Zardari

sardar

Faraz

Or
sab se Barh Kar

PATHAN... ;->

~Todays FACT~

~Todays FACT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

Wo Konsa DRIVER

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENsE Nhi Hota?

Khud soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!

Yar Khud soch,

socho
Yar
socho

Ans:sCREW DRIVER,

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or sheri k khilaf sMs mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein sMs service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se sMs mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Teri aawaz sunne

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195

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